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Des Moines Register
December 24, 2006
Lyrics to "Indispensable," with credits and thanks to Irving Gordon for "Unforgettable" and Andy Popson for the suggestion
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Gartner could then simply appoint himself president of the University of Iowa, provost of Iowa State University, and dean of the University of Northern Iowa.
But why stop there? Let's go ahead and dismiss the faculties and staffs of the state schools that are apparently not as crucial to their operation as this one "brilliant" man. It is incredible that these institutions were ever able to function before Gartner's selection to the board. How will they ever survive after he's gone?
Indispensable, that's Michael
Indispensable, in ev'ry way;
Unforgettable... that's what
Unforgettable in ev'ry way;